New study linking Narcolepsy and Pedicures-Elvis Lives, but he don’t get up early (Jupiter Hill)

August 20, 2007 at 5:15 pm 2 comments

August 18, 2007, the 30 year and 2 day anniversary of the supposed death of Elvis Presley.

The morning started at 5:20 AM, on my front porch staring at the gathering clouds and frequent bolts of lightning. Paul (SirloinofBeef) arrived promptly at 5:30 and related that Patrick (FlyingElvis) was not awake when he went by his house. This was doubly concerning because FlyingElvis had all the Cheeseburgers. Thus, we returned to Graceland and attempted to wake up SleepingElvis, but were unsuccessful. Due to the inclement weather and lack of available Cheeseburgers, we decided to postpone Red Baldy for another day and instead ferry some supplies to the SirloinofBeef cabin. After picking up the wine and compost, we headed back yet again to see if SleepingElvis was awake yet. Arriving back at Graceland, all the windows were still dark and SleepingElvis was nowhere to be seen. A quick vote was taken and FlyingElvis’ trail handle will be changed to ‘DeadtotheWorldElvis’. Elvis Presley may not have died on August 16, 1977, but FlyingElvis was certainly dead to the world on August 18, 2007. After a quick trip to the cabin, the weather had stabilized enough to consider a quick summit attempt. By this time the Park City McDonalds was open and we were able to procure several Sausage Biscuit with Cheese, Breakfast Sandwiches. We then drove to Guardsman Pass and slogged through the rain and cold to the Summit of Jupiter Hill, where we ate our less than delightful McDonalds Sausage Biscuit with Cheese Breakfast Sandwiches.

Paul and John, but no Patrick
Jupiter Hill, UT

Summit Cheeseburgers Into Park City Mountain Patrol Hut The Ridge to Jupiter


Entry filed under: Utah Summits.

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. fyingELVIS!  |  August 20, 2007 at 5:26 pm

    Wait, now did you guys eat a brakfast sandwich on a ridge … is that what you are telling us?That is unclear to me. Man somebody really does need to keep an eye on you guys! Next think, you’ll be eatting brie sandwiches on overpasses.

    ….. Elvis is in the House! … asleep.

  • 2. sirloinofbeef  |  August 20, 2007 at 9:47 pm

    Are you saying that sleeping through morning hikes is the only way you can lose weight?


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